04 December 2009

Toilet Humor

A Note About Asher...

Back in September Asher figured out how to lift the lid on the toilet. He used to do it all the time. He loves water so I'm sure you can imagine his joy at discovering his own personal porcelain pools throughout the house. Yes, gross. Then, he sort of forgot about them (but not until after many an item had been lost to the toilet monster... sorry again about your bluetooth Lora.)

Now he has figured out how to open doors. I call him a Valociraptor. (If you don't know what I'm talking about you really need to brush up on Jurassic Park.) Now that he can open doors he has been getting into the bathrooms and been causing more mischief. He has remembered how much he enjoys toilets and specifically throwing things into the toilets. Like today when he threw his new shoes into the toilet. He was pretty annoyed when I scolded him and took his wet shoes away from him.

PS Why do kids bang their heads on the ground when they get mad? Doesn't the pain make them decide that's not a good idea?

PPS I haven't seen my hairbrush in about 3 days. Should I be worried? (Yes, I have brushed my hair in the meantime.)

5 comments:

Nicole said...

Oh no little buddy. Look out everybody you wouldn't want something to go in the toilet. I luckily have avoided this problem with my kids. Besides putting toilet paper in the toilet.

Sheldon said...

Haha that is so funny, I love reading stories about my child causing mischief; I find it hilarious. Not so hilarious that Michelle has to put up with it... maybe hilarious is the wrong word we'll say entertaining. I love him and her.

Angela Okada said...

This definitely put a smile on my face. Loves to the whole Masias fam.

Liz said...

I'm so glad Emma doesn't do that.

Maren B said...

Yeah, you might as well not buy anything expensive in the next 5 years. It will just get destroyed.