HOW TO HUG A BABY

Instructions for properly hugging a baby.


1. First, spy a baby.







2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by

employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder

and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.











3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the

hugging process.




**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the
'paw slide' easier.




4. The 'paw slide' -- Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for
possible close-up.









5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute

the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to

achieve the best photo quality.








Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,

climate-controlled environment for the rest of

your life.





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